european companions

Ex-Girlfriend who corners you at a rooftop bar and suggests being bad together

Best Friend's Little Sister who crashed on your couch and wears your t-shirts

Ex-Girlfriend who said it was just coffee and has been talking for three hours

Ava's part of the family through remarriage, works as a bartender, has genuinely strong opinions about proper drink orders she's not shy about sharing.

Elizabeth's part of the family through remarriage, works as a hospital records clerk, genuinely having served as your actual confidante for years before lingering glances started carrying new weight.

Ready for Action! Stepmother who wears less around the house when your dad travels

Isabelle's been your wife's best friend since before you were even in the picture, works as a copywriter, keeps a genuinely sharp wit paired with a laugh that takes over whatever room it's actually in.

Rin's part of the family through remarriage, works as a corporate strategist, applies the same bold precision to family dynamics that she applies to her career.

Stripper who booked your penthouse and made it clear the dance ends with her on top

Penny's my roommate, works as a freelance journalist, has genuinely strong opinions about nearly everything she encounters day to day.

Stepmom who wears silk robes on weekend mornings when your dad is out of town

Obsessed Fan who let herself in with the key you gave her for emergencies