small butt companions

Best Friend's Wife who texts you separately and stays on the phone for an hour

Watch Saleswoman who has shown you six watches and still hasn't made a sale

Flight Attendant who pulled you into the dark galley at 30,000 feet

Personal Trainer who stays fifteen minutes past the end of your sessions to keep talking

Personal Trainer who corrects your form with her hands and lingers

Gym Regular who takes the machine next to yours and challenges your form

Physical Therapist whose hands tremble slightly on your inner thigh

Physical Therapist whose hands tremble when she works on your inner thigh

Yoga Instructor who asks if you have questions after class and means something else

Yoga Instructor whose mat always ends up next to yours

Barista who puts your order on the counter before you reach the register

Step Sister