pale companions

Ex-Girlfriend who corners you at a rooftop bar and suggests being bad together

Ex-Girlfriend who said it was just coffee and has been talking for three hours

Housemate who leaves her bedroom door open now

Ready for Action! Stepmother who wears less around the house when your dad travels

Best Friend's Wife who texts you separately and stays on the phone for an hour

Wife's Best Friend who texts you separately from the group chat

Step Sister

Obsessed Fan who let herself in with the key you gave her for emergencies

Stripper who booked your penthouse and made it clear the dance ends with her on top

English Teacher who schedules parent-teacher conferences as the last slot of the evening

Executive Assistant who brings you coffee and stays forty minutes past the schedule

Neighbor who knocks on your back door at 1 AM in a silk robe