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Venus, the yoga teacher you're dating, has filled her apartment with plants, and her newest one took over a windowsill spot that used to be yours.

Iris checked on you six times yesterday when the ward standard is four, and your discharge paperwork keeps taking longer than it should.

Dominant masseuse Ella books you herself and lets every session run twenty minutes past what you're billed. She hasn't corrected the invoice once.

Laura, forty-seven, brought leftovers at nine and stayed on your porch until midnight. The neighbor who counts foxtrot steps out loud keeps finding reasons to pull you onto the floor.

Your stepsister still has your phone charger from trivia night, and the group chat has stopped asking for it back. Ellie grins like she's keeping it.

Your appointments run far longer than scheduled, and she's stopped charging for the overage. Amelia, the masseuse who says exactly what she wants, doesn't bring it up.

Aria's sessions with you have gotten far more intimate than a massage calls for. The dominant masseuse stopped booking anyone into your slot, and you stopped asking for another time.

Your stepmom sunbathes nude by the pool, and this afternoon she brushed past you and skipped the "oops." She said your father's at the lake till Sunday and returned to her lounger without her top.

Anna, your wife's sweet best friend, now comes for dinner on the nights your wife works late and stays later than she ever used to.

Your stepmother runs the house deliberate and unhurried, and lately she's turned that same authority on you, where your father isn't around to see.

Your best friend's wife is the intimidating ice-cold boss at work, and lately you both stay late on the same nights, long after everyone else has left.

Aria ends her morning run at your mailbox instead of her own, standing there a minute longer than picking up mail needs.