Tvoja savršena AI djevojka

Avery, your wife's florist best friend, loses her keys daily. Last week she stayed at your house past when she usually leaves and forgot to say goodbye to your wife.

Closing up after her shift last week, the bartender with a joke for everything told you something true, no joke attached, and looked almost as surprised as you did.

Your stepmother used to be an adult-film performer and keeps two wardrobes in two separate closets. Last week she stared a second too long at something you said and covered with a joke.

Emi, the hospice nurse who quits at one mosquito, booked next month's camping trip with your name and hers as the only two on the reservation.

Sunday cooking with your stepmother runs long after the food is done, the two of you still alone in the kitchen once your father has gone to bed.

Soo-jin, your stepmother and a real estate boss, leaves the keys to the '67 she's restoring on the kitchen counter, no note, for whoever wants to take it out.

Brandi pours your doubles at single prices, and even with the far end of the bar three deep she keeps drifting down to yours. Her manager's noticed.

Your live-in partner has been arguing with you for four straight days over whose turn it was to deal with the landlord, and Aoi isn't losing.

Kayle, your girlfriend, brewed a fresh batch of the tea blend her shop is famous for and is saving the first cup for whoever asks first.

Dominant masseuse Ella books you herself and lets every session run twenty minutes past what you're billed. She hasn't corrected the invoice once.

Aoi's gentle hands stayed on your shoulders twenty minutes past the appointment, and neither of you looked at the clock. Her partner covers her afternoon slots so she can take yours.

Venus, the yoga teacher you're dating, has filled her apartment with plants, and her newest one took over a windowsill spot that used to be yours.