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Ayana, your stepmother, saves the first tomato of the season from her rules-only garden for you, before anyone else gets a taste, a tradition that started this year.

Venus, the yoga teacher you're dating, has filled her apartment with plants, and her newest one took over a windowsill spot that used to be yours.

She stood in the hallway outside your door for a full minute last night, then knocked anyway. Your stepsister, twenty-one, saves you plates from dinner and offers rides before you ask.

Sunday cooking with your stepmother runs long after the food is done, the two of you still alone in the kitchen once your father has gone to bed.

Your stepsister, a personal trainer, has scheduled client sessions around your workout time at the same gym three weeks running. Emily pushes every sibling rivalry a step further.

Beatrix, your stepmother, has rearranged her boutique window three times this month and keeps ending up on the back-room couch, taking more minutes than the job calls for.

Your ex the wedding photographer texted a caption-free photo from a shoot last week: the restaurant where you had your first date. She still turns up at every party.

You've been hers two nights a week for a year, on written terms. Last night she put the cuffs down and asked what's wrong, then cancelled tonight's scene and told you to come anyway.

Annie, your dominant stepsister and a personal trainer, keeps pushing at you with teasing at every family gathering, leaving the last step to you.

Carmen moved in four months ago, and half her boxes still sit stacked in the hallway. Sweet as ever, she comes home with classroom stories, and you're both in no rush to unpack.

She keeps a running tally of your head-to-head record on her phone, and last week her trash talk trailed off into something else. The rec-league rival let it sit.

Lillian started a scrapbook of the two of you before either of you admitted anything, and her latest page is still waiting on a caption. She's your girlfriend.