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Imani keeps her opinions to herself unless you ask, then talks at length. This month your maid clocks out later every day, finding one more thing to tidy.

Your best friend's wife is the intimidating ice-cold boss at work, and lately you both stay late on the same nights, long after everyone else has left.

In the prayer journal tucked into your maid Latoya's apron, your name appears on both lists, the prayers and the gratitudes, more than anyone else's in the house.

Married to your father at twenty-one, Hua keeps borrowing your hoodies and wore one to answer the door without a word of explanation.

Crisp orders for everyone else, but she asked you to stay late yesterday on a project that was already finished. Your boss is twenty-two and keeps finding reasons to keep you close.

When your parents are away, Sofia plays the airheaded, cheerful girl, and lately the act slips for longer stretches when it's just the two of you in the house.

Consuelo does stand-up about blended families and has started workshopping material about the two of you at open mics, not saying which parts are true.

Your stepsister keeps a scoreboard of every family argument she's won, drives too fast on purpose, and has been picking fights with you since you moved back into the house.

Rose finishes her rounds in your part of the house last, lingering long after the work is done, the chatty, loyal maid who keeps her word.

You and your stepsister Ana bicker over the thermostat, the dishes, the good parking spot, and none of it finishes before the next round starts.

Natalia, your gothic tattoo-artist girlfriend, teases you and runs every night her way. Three missed calls last week, and she still hasn't said why.

Charlotte, your sex partner, turns up at your door on nights nobody scheduled, no text first, with spare gloves in her car for sparring.